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~ Sunday, April 22 ~
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wellalright:

“well, my husband died 20 years ago, so i just let the cats shit all over the house.”

-everyone on hoarders.

Bahhhh.

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~ Tuesday, April 3 ~
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I’m really into prison shows and realized last week that Lockup is on Netflix. Now, marathons.
And I quote from this screenshot:
“I love makeup.”

For some reason the placement of her lipstick disturbs me more than any prisoner’s description of his or her violent crime.

I’m really into prison shows and realized last week that Lockup is on Netflix. Now, marathons.

And I quote from this screenshot:

“I love makeup.”

For some reason the placement of her lipstick disturbs me more than any prisoner’s description of his or her violent crime.

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~ Monday, February 13 ~
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This week on The Bachelor…

This week on The Bachelor…

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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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Juxtaposition Of The Day:

The trailer for Undercover Princes, a popular docu-series that’s going to air on TLC at the end of the month:

The trailer for Coming To America with Eddie Murphy:

…….so excited.

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~ Friday, June 10 ~
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It’s okay. I didn’t get what this was at first either.
It’s a Hulu screen capture of last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent, where they promoted the YouTube auditions. Clip shows a browser, with “YouTube.com” being typed in…well…check out the list of other suggested sites.
Booya!!! Nice slip up, AGT!
(Thank you Reddit)

It’s okay. I didn’t get what this was at first either.

It’s a Hulu screen capture of last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent, where they promoted the YouTube auditions. Clip shows a browser, with “YouTube.com” being typed in…well…check out the list of other suggested sites.

Booya!!! Nice slip up, AGT!

(Thank you Reddit)

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~ Thursday, June 2 ~
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Princess Lockeroo serving on SYTYCD. I cannot do this/waack at this level. I simply don’t have that kind of arm flexibility and speed. I wish!

Hooray for bringing waacking to the mainstream — though not-hooray for the people on Twitter writing “that girl is just voguing, what is she talking about, smh.”

Oy…a long road ahead for this dance style…

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~ Wednesday, June 1 ~
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Alright I’ll Plug ‘Em

If you watched America’s Got Talent tonight you got to see Team iLuminate close out the show with a pretty bitchin act (Piers called it the “most exciting audition of all time”? Something like that?)…and, as life would have it, I’m friends with a couple of the dancers, with a really close friend in the group.

Anyways, I’ll update this tomorrow with a YouTube clip once they fly up on the net, but for now check out their Facebook page and Twitter. It’s important to support the dance and specifically the street dance community and a few of the crew members have a strong street rep. Plus, the lights are cool…

EDIT: high speed internet is high speed. Here you go:

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~ Friday, May 27 ~
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originellie:

REALLY?!

WOW! This is OUTRAGEOUS! Les Twins (remember them from this year’s Juste Debout?) getting straight BIT on SYTYCD. This is…I can’t even express…wow. Reblog this if you’re a dancer. Seriously. The street dance culture is expected to check this kind of bullshit.

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~ Tuesday, May 24 ~
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You know you’re a popper when you watch this segment on SNL and, while you do think it’s funny, you’re more interested in how Justin Timberlake and the cast members are actually pretty good at diming and bounce stopping. And then you become impressed by JT’s funky breakdown in the middle of the skit.

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Worst news of all time, in the history of news and time: Chris Meloni aka Detective Stabler won’t be returning to Law & Order: SVU.
Crying, pretty much.

Worst news of all time, in the history of news and time: Chris Meloni aka Detective Stabler won’t be returning to Law & Order: SVU.

Crying, pretty much.

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